1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:01,502 ** 2 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,046 Ooh! 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,649 Oh, there's my little receptionist. 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,985 Come on over here, so we can play boss and secretary. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,321 Mm, not tonight, Tony. 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,657 I'm bloated, I'm exhausted, and I'm hungry. 7 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,494 Spent all day being an actual secretary. 8 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,496 Good. I spent all day being an actual boss. 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,997 We're already deep in character. 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,833 No. Not in the mood, Tony. I'm frustrated. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,035 When I took this job at the animal non-profit, 12 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:38,172 I thought I was going to be saving gray back turtles. 13 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,508 I ain't even never heard of no damn gray back turtle. 14 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,675 Exactly. 15 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,511 Trying to raise awareness, 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,546 but I mean, they didn't assign me anything important. 17 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,548 They got me sitting behind some desk, 18 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:50,384 doing all the grunt work nobody else wants to do. 19 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,520 Oh, just today, they asked me to color co-- 20 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,554 Tony! 21 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,022 Hm? Yeah? What, what, what? 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,525 - I'm listening, I'm listening. - God! 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,059 You were saying something about 24 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,794 - color coding some turtles? - Yeah, they wanted me 25 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:04,064 to color code all these files, like I'm some-- 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,636 - Tony! - Hey! What, what, what? What? 27 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,771 I'm talking about my job. 28 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,406 The least you could do is listen. 29 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,807 Look, it's not like I'm the one that asked you 30 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,808 to get a job. 31 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,610 You ain't got to work, 32 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,946 although the second income would help, so we can afford 33 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,915 things like premium cable and your hair appointments, 34 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,451 food for the kids. 35 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,085 Yeah, it's just I'm a little stressed 36 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,754 because, now that we're both working, 37 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,989 everything's really piling up around the house. 38 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,125 Ooh, I could call my mom and see if she wants 39 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,961 to come around and help out with the chores and stuff. 40 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,796 No, I wouldn't want to be an imposition. 41 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,798 It won't be an imposition. She'd love to do it. 42 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,600 I meant on me. 43 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,603 [ chuckles ] Oh, Lisa. She's retired. She needs something to do. 44 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,638 You know, it's really not a bad idea. 45 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:47,675 I know. That's why I'm the boss, and you're the secretary. 46 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,976 Now, go ahead, tell me a little bit more 47 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,043 about them mutant ninja turtles. 48 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,447 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 49 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,016 * The bill collectors want their fees * 50 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,152 * The kids keep talking back to me * 51 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,254 * Family Time 52 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,423 * Family Time, Family Time * 53 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,957 * Family Time 54 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,960 ** 55 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,200 Tony! 56 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,701 Man, there you are. 57 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,703 I have been looking all over for you. 58 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,938 It's a work day. Why didn't you check my office first? 59 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,209 See, that's what you'd expect me to do, brother. I don't operate like that. 60 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,110 Or you could've called me. 61 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,114 Yeah. I actually dropped my phone in the toilet, as I was flushing it. 62 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,117 Yeah. It's gone, just like my money. 63 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,785 So, I was thinking, 64 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,454 why don't you treat, I eat. 65 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,623 Where we doing lunch? 66 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,625 I was thinking about doing it at my desk 'cause I have work to do. 67 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,627 Work to do? You working through lunch again? 68 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,462 Well, maybe you need some help around here. 69 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,964 I am not taking advice from somebody who's unemployed. 70 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,633 I have your lunch, Mr. Stallworth. 71 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,968 See? I have all the help I need. 72 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,704 - There you go. Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 73 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:56,477 Let's be real, man. How much work is she really doing around here anyway? 74 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,812 Uh, this coming from someone who's unemployed? 75 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,314 [ scoffs ] Boy, bye. 76 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,983 Does everybody know my business? 77 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,518 Or lack thereof. 78 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,155 Hey, man. You know what your problem is? 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,823 You ain't got no ambition. 80 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,159 That's right. I said it. You got no ambition, Ton. 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,996 You're here. You could be here. 82 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,498 I wouldn't even shoot for here. 83 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,999 And I'm gonna be out here. 84 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,534 Mr. Stallworth, I left something in my car. 85 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,670 I'll be right back, okay? 86 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,872 Look, man. It is not that easy to run a successful business. 87 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,707 Please. Ain't trying to hear that, man. 88 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,041 All you need to do is advertise. 89 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,710 Yeah, man. Think about it. 90 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,212 You could be on a billboard right now, man, with-- 91 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,715 A picture of your face with that big dumb-ass smile, 92 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,717 talking about, andquot;We's do construction! 93 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,586 You need a house built?andquot; 94 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,921 Or even better, bus bench ads. 95 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,556 Uh, I don't know about that, Donnie. That's-- 96 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,057 Think about it, man, how many people take the bus 97 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,058 every single day? 98 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,394 Right, right? 99 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,928 And then when they're sitting down there, 100 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,398 and they need construction later, they say to themselves, 101 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,733 andquot;Didn't I see a bum relieving himself 102 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,269 on a picture of some guy's face at the bus stop? 103 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,372 Wasn't he in construction?andquot; 104 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,907 Man, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 105 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,142 Here's the smartest. TV ads. 106 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,478 Follow me, man. TV ads, right? 107 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,114 You can have all the business you could possibly want. 108 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,149 Okay, there's no way I can afford a TV commercial. 109 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,285 Afford what, man? This is the future, Tony. 110 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,987 This ain't the '90s, man. Ain't nobody pay up for movies like they did no more. 111 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,989 You could shoot it all on a phone. 112 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,658 I shot a lot of stuff on my phone, 113 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,393 since we're on the subject. 114 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,994 Couple home movies, you know, 115 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,331 but, you know, nothing I can show you, of course. 116 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,798 Why, too graphic? 117 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,734 That and, as I mentioned before, I flushed my phone 118 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:32,005 down the toilet, but you know, it could be in the cloud. 119 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:32,940 ** 120 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,178 Hmm. Okay. 121 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,382 Well, would you look at this. 122 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,486 Gee. 123 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,355 You like it? 124 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,357 It took me forever to clean it up. 125 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,359 Looked like Hoarders in here. 126 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:54,328 Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad. 127 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,364 [ laughing ] 128 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,333 I forget that you're funny. 129 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,635 Maybe that's why Tony married you. 130 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,937 Uh, you know, I thought Tony said 131 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,273 you were coming later in the week? 132 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,642 Well, originally I was, 133 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,111 but then I couldn't sleep. 134 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,949 The idea of Tony living in a filthy house. 135 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,452 I had to come immediately. 136 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,121 Well, thank you for tidying up, Beverly. 137 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,458 - I appreciate it. - Oh, I did more than that. 138 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:29,129 I deep-cleaned the bathrooms, fluffed all the pillows, 139 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,964 did all the dishes, 140 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,968 and considering how little you cook, 141 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,804 I was surprised to find 142 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,672 all those dishes piled up in there. 143 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:42,510 I cook. I was just about to make fish sticks tonight. 144 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,312 Oh, no, no. Don't trouble yourself. 145 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,649 I already have a pot roast on for dinner tonight. 146 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,385 That's Tony's favorite. 147 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,325 Hey, what's up, Mom? 148 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,661 Hey. Uh, excuse me. 149 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,863 What do you think you're doing? 150 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,698 Playing a little War of Duty. 151 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:07,701 Why? You want to play multiplayer, don't you? 152 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,770 Come on, Devin. You know the rules. 153 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,073 No video games until your homework is done, and your room is clean. 154 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,575 What's the problem? 155 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,745 My room is spotless, and my homework's done. 156 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:18,879 Let me check it. 157 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,280 You got trust issues or something? 158 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,384 Thank you. 159 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,454 Yeah, no, this is not your handwriting, Devin. 160 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:29,423 Oh, no, no, no. It's mine. [ chuckling ] 161 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,625 Devin was so tired 162 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:34,895 when he came home from school today, 163 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,263 so I let him take a nap, 164 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,766 while I finished up his homework. 165 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,468 Beverly, the point of homework 166 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,970 is so that the kids finish it themselves. 167 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:48,275 I just think the school works these children too hard. 168 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,610 Now, let me guess, Beverly. 169 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,111 While he was taking his little nap, 170 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,646 you cleaned his room, too, didn't you? 171 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,950 Of course. Boys will be boys. 172 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,120 They're supposed to be messy, 173 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,857 and we moms should clean it up. 174 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,829 [ chuckles ] You know what? 175 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,232 I am too tired to even argue. How do you play this? 176 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,335 Just press R1 to shoot the other army. 177 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,771 What do you press to shoot the mother-in-law? 178 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,440 ** 179 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,280 Yes, Donnie, you have my permission 180 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,917 to get the ball rolling on the commercial. 181 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,286 Uh, what? Why would I say action? 182 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,122 Donnie, that makes no sense. I'm not say-- 183 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,791 No, I'm-- All right, action. 184 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,826 This dude. 185 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,129 Well, Lisa, hope you're ready 186 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,964 to have a celebrity around here. 187 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,633 You won a pie eating contest? 188 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,602 Uh, Donnie and I have decided to shoot a commercial 189 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,971 for my business, and I'mma be the star. 190 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,439 Hope you're ready for paparazzi outside, 191 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,607 in front of the house. 192 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,808 I hope you're ready for me pretending 193 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,777 not to know you at the supermarket. 194 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,779 Stop playing. I have a good feeling about this. 195 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,447 I think this is going to turn out well. 196 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,850 Oh, I mean with Donnie involved, how could it not? 197 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,719 You're just full of good ideas these days, aren't you? 198 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,054 What are you talking about? 199 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,989 Inviting your mother to help out around here. 200 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,858 Thanks again for that. 201 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,359 What? She's just trying to help. 202 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:15,696 Help? She is taking over the whole house. 203 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,397 Exactly. She's helping. 204 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,366 I think you could use the help around here. 205 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,001 Oh, what's that supposed to mean, Tony, 206 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,870 that I don't clean enough? 207 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,371 I mean, why don't you 208 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,175 clean up a little, or at least learn how to aim, bro. 209 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,343 [ chuckles ] I think you need to talk to your son about that. 210 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,746 My aim is on point. 211 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,182 I just don't like the way she passive-aggressively 212 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,585 criticizes the way I keep my house, and then she just 213 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:41,388 walks around here and does the chores so smugly. 214 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,425 Uh, I think you're looking at this the wrong way. 215 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,061 Now put your ego to the side and think about what you're saying. 216 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,897 andquot;Tony, some lady is walking around the house 217 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,431 doing all the chores and cooking and cleaning, 218 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,401 and I don't have to do anything.andquot; 219 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,037 Okay, well, when you put it that way, it's not that bad. 220 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,538 Now, let's go upstairs and finish 221 00:08:58,572 --> 00:08:59,907 what we never got a chance to start. 222 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,108 ** 223 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,454 Hi, Beverly. 224 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,857 I can't hear what you're saying, Lisa. 225 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,192 The vacuum is too loud. 226 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,128 Uh, I can't hear what you're saying. 227 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,830 The vacuum, it's too loud. 228 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,533 What were you saying, dear? 229 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,136 Oh, I was just saying hi and, you know, I'm glad you're here. 230 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,137 That's all. 231 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,872 I'm sure you are. 232 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,142 I rearranged your silverware drawer today, mm-hmm. 233 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,210 Uh, what was wrong with it before? 234 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,880 It was just forks, knives and spoons. 235 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,383 Well, if you have to ask, I really can't help you. 236 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,885 [ footsteps ] 237 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,553 Hey, uh, can I go to the mall? 238 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,722 Absolutely, sweetie. 239 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,390 Uh, I think he was asking me, and no. 240 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,225 You cannot go to the mall. 241 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,995 Why not? All my homework's done. 242 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,731 Grandma did it for the rest of the week. 243 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,233 Lisa, let the boy live a little. 244 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,736 You don't want him to become a recluse. 245 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,573 Yeah, Ma. You don't want me to become a shut-in, do you? 246 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,908 On school night, you're a shut-in. 247 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,743 Go to your room. 248 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,445 Hey, no chill up in here. 249 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,919 Lisa, I don't want to tell you how to raise your children-- 250 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,589 Great! Let's end that sentence right there. 251 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,359 All right, back to what I was saying. 252 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,762 I rearranged your silverware drawer, 253 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,264 the pots and the pans and the cupboard. 254 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,433 Oh, you did, huh? 255 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,536 I just took it upon myself 256 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,205 to straighten things out for you 257 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:42,275 because you always seem so confused in the kitchen, 258 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:47,114 and I thought it was due to organization. 259 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,617 Now, don't worry, I used a label maker 260 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,287 and labeled everything in the kitchen, 261 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,657 so even you can't get lost in there. 262 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,295 Well, you know what, Beverly? Thank you. 263 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,799 That is just so considerate of you. 264 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,835 It really is, and you know... you know 265 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,670 where else I seem to be having trouble? 266 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,505 Dusting. 267 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,675 Oh. I completely agree. 268 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,712 Why don't I take over the dusting for you? 269 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,647 And you know where else I'm having trouble? 270 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,883 Fluffing pillows. 271 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,718 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, 272 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,920 and cleaning out the gutters. 273 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,091 Say no more. 274 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,363 Where do you keep the ladder? 275 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,331 In the garage. 276 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,534 Consider those gutters cleaned. 277 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,876 Not bad at all. 278 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,443 ** 279 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,919 Am I in the wrong office? 280 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,354 andquot;Stallworth Construction. No, it's the right office. 281 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,057 Did I... No, didn't die and go to heaven. 282 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,027 Tony. There you are, man. 283 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,628 What's going on? And where's Melinda? 284 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,629 Where is Melinda? 285 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,198 I sent her out two hours ago 286 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,100 to get some props, and she still ain't been back. 287 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,701 Ladies, I want you to meet somebody. 288 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,203 This is Tony, the star of the commercial. 289 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,805 Let's give him a round of applause. Let's do it. 290 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,606 - Thank you, thank you. - Oh, that sounds so good. 291 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,074 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. 292 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,544 Who are all these girls? 293 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,213 You have to spend money to make money, 294 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,748 and you have to cast honeys to make the moneys. 295 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,885 I just wanted to thank you both 296 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,386 for the opportunity to be in this. 297 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,055 Wait, you're auditioning for my commercial? 298 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,489 Heck, yeah. 299 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,558 Donnie called me and told me the role pays $500. 300 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,727 $500? That's a waste of money. 301 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,331 - You know Rachel would do anything for a $20. - Whatever. 302 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,566 Hate all you want, You know this face deserves to be on TV. 303 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,901 Maybe radio. 304 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,237 I know you ain't talking, Pillsbury doughboy. 305 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,005 Girl, please. I'm no-- [ giggling ] 306 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,573 Hey! 307 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,476 Ladies, line up. Let me take a look at you, please. 308 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,012 Get up. Single file. 309 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,781 Cool. All right, ladies. Now, here's the thing. 310 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,917 You know, more than likely, a lot of you gals 311 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:07,254 aren't gonna make it, but I love what you did today. 312 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,922 You guys have made great strides, 313 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,623 and we haven't made our decision yet. 314 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,793 However, I'm doing a little side project at my house. 315 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,296 This involves some fruit punch, some jelly and jam. 316 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,998 Don't know if you have any allergies. 317 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,468 Yeah? 318 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,971 Man, I thought this was going to be a simple shoot. 319 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,439 - I didn't know there was so much stuff involved. - So much stuff involved? 320 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,807 This is standard commercial stuff, man. 321 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,977 Look, I don't expect you to understand, all right? 322 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,311 And I especially don't expect you to trip 323 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,480 because we went a little bit over budget. 324 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,649 Over budget? We haven't even shot anything. How can we be over budget? 325 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,485 You've got to spend money to make money, Tony, all right? 326 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,320 All the money I put on this rental stuff, man. 327 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,822 I had to rent a helicopter, a giraffe wrangler, 328 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,125 and a fancy-schmancy camera, so it will look good. 329 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,961 Wait, wait, wait. I thought you said we could shoot this on a phone. 330 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,998 Yeah, if you want it to look like you shot it on a phone. 331 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:51,999 Now, you want this done cheap, 332 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,666 or you want it done right? 333 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,702 That's what I thought. Ladies, let me take a look at you. 334 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,106 ** 335 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,913 Mm, mm. It smells really good. 336 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:10,350 I know. I made my world-famous jambalaya. 337 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,920 Is it really world-famous? 338 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,687 People know about it. 339 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,590 By the way, I almost broke my back 340 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,226 cleaning out those gutters. 341 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,896 Almost, huh? Hmm, dang. 342 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,099 Aren't you hungry? Go ahead and eat. 343 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,768 Yeah. Hungry doesn't even begin to describe it. 344 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,770 - I had to work through lunch. - Mm. 345 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,040 Kids, dinner! 346 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,077 Mm, mm, mm. 347 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079 You have really outdone yourself, Beverly. 348 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,447 I know. 349 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,284 Where are those damn kids? Devin, Ebony. Dinner. 350 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,087 They're not here. 351 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,922 - They're not? - No. 352 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,926 Mm, Ebony went to a sleepover, 353 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,795 and Devin went to the movies. 354 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,465 You let my kids go to a sleepover and to the movies? 355 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,301 Well, why not? They finished their homework. 356 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,370 You mean, you finished all their homework. 357 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,538 What's the difference? 358 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,374 Look. 359 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,811 I wrote down the name and number 360 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,548 of Ebony's friend's mother, in case you need to reach her. 361 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:20,420 And the movie Devin is seeing is rated PG-13. 362 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,890 Even though I recommended an R-rated film. 363 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,893 I mean, he is 16. 364 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,896 Beverly, was I not clear about my children 365 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,232 staying in on a school night? 366 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,735 I thought that was all about the mall. 367 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,838 Oh, come on. Look at you, stressing out. 368 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:43,576 You have bags under your eyes. You need to relax. 369 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,578 You need to let things go. 370 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,180 I don't want to relax! Okay, look. 371 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,682 You could tell me where to put my pots and pans, 372 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,085 or I can tell you where to put yours, 373 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,088 but don't you dare tell me how to raise my kids. 374 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,424 Well, the way I raised Tony-- 375 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,027 Was by babying him, and maybe if you hadn't 376 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,328 babied him, he wouldn't need me 377 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,762 or you to clean up after him. 378 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,831 I'm raising my kids differently. 379 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,634 Are you calling me a bad mother? 380 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,837 No. No, I'm calling you a bad mother-in-law. 381 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,473 Okay, now, whether you like it or not, 382 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,308 I am Tony's wife. 383 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,445 You've never respected me, but now you're disrespecting my house, 384 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,947 because despite what you think, this is my house. 385 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,983 Well, if this is going to be your attitude, 386 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,986 when I am trying to help you, 387 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,622 then I might as well just leave. 388 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,358 Well, since you're so comfortable in my house, 389 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,660 you know exactly where the door is. 390 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,330 ** 391 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,000 Wow! This looks just like my office. 392 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,370 - Yes, sir. - So, why don't we just film it at my office, 393 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,205 instead of spending all this money to make a replica set? 394 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,706 'Cause your office is too small 395 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,008 and we had to have some room to hang up the lights. 396 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,543 Okay. 397 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,680 Uh, excuse me. Why is there a white man in my office? 398 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,048 I own the building. 399 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,917 Touché. Touché, brother. Welcome to the struggle. 400 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,853 This is yours. 401 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,389 Thank you. Appreciate that. 402 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,191 All right, these are your lines. Memorize them. 403 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,994 Man. This is, like, 15 pages. 404 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,497 We're shooting a movie or a commercial? 405 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,400 Hey, man, I spent all night rewriting these lines, all right? 406 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,835 You will memorize every single word. 407 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,105 Donnie, I am not wearing this 408 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,673 - in your commercial. - [ sighs ] 409 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,742 You will wear it, and you will like it, okay? 410 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,344 Would you like me to call one of the other hundreds 411 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,179 of girls that wanted to be in this commercial? 412 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,780 What hundreds of girls? You creeped them all out. 413 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,617 I'm the only one left, and I want my $500. 414 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,785 Donnie, are you sure she can wear that on TV? 415 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,254 Look like her pimp just chased her off the track. 416 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,425 If they want to ban this commercial, man, then fine. 417 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,026 Okay? I put it up on MyTube 418 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,794 with the title of andquot;Banned Construction Video, 419 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,696 - it'd go viral. - Donnie! 420 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,865 The giraffes got loose, and they're causing a traffic jam. 421 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,301 Damn it! What am I paying the wrangler for? 422 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,040 You want to run lines? 423 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,708 Run lines? What that mean? 424 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,278 Rehearse, dummy. Don't you know anything about acting? 425 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,046 I act like I like you. 426 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,381 Why don't you act like you're in shape 427 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,382 and deserve to be on camera? 428 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,516 Let's go. 429 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,886 [ clears throat ] 430 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,921 Hi, welcome to Stallworth Construction. 431 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,258 Do you have any construction needs? 432 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,425 Yes. 433 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,061 I have lots of construction needs, 434 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,763 in my bedroom? 435 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,066 Lucky for you, I specialize in those type of needs. 436 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,402 Why don't you meet me in-- Ugh! Hell, no! 437 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,771 - Uh-uh. - Donnie? 438 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,275 Oh, what is the problem? 439 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,076 Really? Really? You're playing games with this one. 440 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,579 This is my brother-in-law. I'm not doing all this for $500. 441 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,447 I'll give you a bump in pay, okay? 442 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,616 I don't need y'all to be going back and forth with me. 443 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,218 [ clears throat ] Excuse me, sir. 444 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,621 Who's in charge here? 445 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,756 Who's in charge? Did he-- 446 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,425 Look, brother, you see a room full of black people, 447 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,759 all right, brother? 448 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,128 All of us are in charge of each other, okay? 449 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,463 What does is it matter to you? 450 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,299 It matters because if I don't see a permit, 451 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,301 I'm going to shut this whole shoot down. 452 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,803 So, who's in charge? 453 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,638 - He is. - What? 454 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,807 Sorry, Ton. Hey, man, I want to be an united front. 455 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,709 I want to stick together, man, but I got priors, 456 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,678 and it is one against everybody. 457 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,380 Your permit, sir? 458 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,182 Uh, one second, officer. Give me just one-- 459 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,218 Man, I thought you said you was gonna take care of everything? 460 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,052 I ain't never directed nothing before. 461 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,821 I don't even know why you listen to me. 462 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,855 Cut! 463 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,089 Hey, look over there. 464 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,093 Don. 465 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,236 ** 466 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,370 Hi. 467 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,705 Hi. 468 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,509 Making dinner? 469 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,978 Yes. Would you like for me to throw it away, 470 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,913 so you could start from scratch? 471 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,850 All right. I deserved that. 472 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,354 I-- I just came by, for one, to give you back 473 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,989 your keys and to point out 474 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,659 that you have been ignoring my calls. 475 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,095 I just wanted to apologize. 476 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,165 Oh. 477 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,535 I-- I was disrespecting your home, 478 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,771 and I shouldn't have been so critical 479 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,539 of the way you do things, 480 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,542 especially when it comes to the kids. 481 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,446 [ sighs ] Well, thank you, Beverly. I appreciate that. 482 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,384 And I'm sorry for being so defensive. 483 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,786 I think I could learn a thing or two from you. 484 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,788 Or three. 485 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,224 I want to teach you a laundry trick, 486 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,729 - to remove the crust from Devin's socks. - Oh. 487 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,631 - Yeah, yeah. - A trick? Yeah, I noticed that. 488 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,901 Oh, there they are, my two favorite girls talking again. 489 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,968 Mm. Mm. 490 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,638 Oh, yes. We worked it all out. 491 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,807 That's good. So, you're staying for dinner? 492 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,575 Oh, I wouldn't want to impose. 493 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,744 Oh, no imposition at all. 494 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,079 In fact, would you like to help me prepare the meal? 495 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,049 Well, maybe I could whip up my jambalaya. 496 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,251 Oh, if that's all right with you. 497 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,253 I would love that. 498 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,823 [ laughter ] 499 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,925 Hey, Mama Stallworth. Hey, Boogie. What up? 500 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,427 - Hi, Donnie. - Sup? 501 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,629 Hey, Ton. May I talk to you for a second, man? 502 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,963 Yeah, what's up, man? 503 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,332 Look, I just wanted to come by and apologize 504 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,633 for how I was on set. 505 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,335 I mean, I kinda got the big head 506 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,470 and went Hollywood on you, and I just want to apologize. 507 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,904 - Go on. - And-- 508 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,973 It's all good. It's all good. Man, I forgive you. 509 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,742 You know, I actually wound up using one of your ideas. 510 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,310 I put up a billboard. 511 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:21,348 [ gasps ] My son is going to be on a billboard? 512 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,351 Oh, great. That's all he needs, a bigger head. 513 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,353 [ laughter ] 514 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,088 - You staying for dinner, Donnie? - I would love to. 515 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,690 Actually, matter of fact, I brought some meat 516 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,858 I want to throw on the grill. 517 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,360 What, just ribs? 518 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,362 It's got ribs in it. 519 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,863 What, a combo, probably? 520 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,366 [ all chattering ] 521 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,700 Wow, that's a lot. What's that? 522 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,034 Oh, man, it's giraffe meat. 523 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,436 [ gasping ] 524 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,204 Yeah, let's just say it won't be 525 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,939 - running into traffic no more. - Oh, man. 526 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,841 - God-- I lost my appetite. - You playing, man. 527 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,710 - What? It's a delicacy of some kind. - That's disgusting. 528 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,512 This goes for 30 pounds in Zimbabwe. 529 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,547 Tony: No. No, man. You see yourself out, bro. 530 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,149 [ scoffs ] More neck for me.